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Exercise!
« on: Jul 3rd, 2005, 9:17pm »
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I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
 
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Wink
 
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
 
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
 
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
 
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
 
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where on earth she is.
 
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
 
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
 
And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass
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