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mynm156
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GUTS vs BALLS
« on: Jun 30th, 2005, 7:03pm » |
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The difference between " GUTS " and " BALLS ":
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom,
and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with
the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on
your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having
the balls to say, "You're next."
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Re: GUTS vs BALLS
« Reply #1 on: Jul 1st, 2005, 8:15am » |
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Re: GUTS vs BALLS
« Reply #2 on: Jul 1st, 2005, 1:21pm » |
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Next in line: stupidity.
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Re: GUTS vs BALLS
« Reply #3 on: Jul 2nd, 2005, 6:22pm » |
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No... That's called a suicide attempt that ends up as a near-death experience. LMAO! 
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: GUTS vs BALLS
« Reply #4 on: Jul 2nd, 2005, 8:32pm » |
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GUTS is sitting quietly while being bawled out for not doing my share of the housework.
BALLS is then asking what's for dinner.
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Re: GUTS vs BALLS
« Reply #5 on: Jul 2nd, 2005, 11:02pm » |
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on Jul 2nd, 2005, 8:32pm, AussieBrian wrote:GUTS is sitting quietly while being bawled out for not doing my share of the housework.
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No... BALLS is actually sitting down and EATING the casserole that has most certainly been lovingly seasoned with a good amount of drain-cleaner.
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: GUTS vs BALLS
« Reply #6 on: Jul 3rd, 2005, 6:11am » |
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I'll admit she once phoned me at the pub to tell me dinner was ready and I said, "Nah, just put it in the oven for me".
Should have twigged something was up when she was so sweet about it.
It was a salad.
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Re: GUTS vs BALLS
« Reply #7 on: Jul 3rd, 2005, 3:02pm » |
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LMAO!!
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
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Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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