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pattik
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Just a little road rage...
« on: Jun 29th, 2005, 4:29pm » |
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Just a little road rage.
An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy
boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did
the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten
the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as
she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in
mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a
very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to
the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and
placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer
was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your
car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you,
and cussing a blue streak at him. "I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate
holder, the What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to
Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem
on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
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Re: Just a little road rage...
« Reply #1 on: Jun 30th, 2005, 6:27am » |
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They gotta make this standard police procedure  .
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Re: Just a little road rage...
« Reply #2 on: Jun 30th, 2005, 9:28am » |
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LMAO!!!
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Re: Just a little road rage...
« Reply #3 on: Jul 4th, 2005, 4:22am » |
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Re: Just a little road rage...
« Reply #4 on: Jul 4th, 2005, 5:12pm » |
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Oooowwwwccchh!
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