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burnt-toast
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A man talking with his wife asked. "If I were, say, disfigured, would you still love me?"
"Darling, I'll always love you," she said calmly, filing her nails.
"How about if I became crippled and couldn't make love to you any more?" he asked nervously.
"Don't worry, darling, I'll always love you," she told him, buffing her nails.
"If I lost my job as vice president?" Frank went on, "and wasn't pulling six figures any more, would you still love me then?"
Looking at her husband's worried face she replied. "Frank.... like I've said , I will always love you, and I will really miss you too".
Tom
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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sandie99
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Re: Women!
« Reply #1 on: Jul 1st, 2005, 1:22pm » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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