Author |
Topic: Y Beer is good for you. (Read 252 times) |
|
mynm156
New Board Hall of Famer
hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it
Gender: 
Posts: 1708
|
 |
Y Beer is good for you.
« on: Jun 28th, 2005, 10:02am » |
 Quote  Modify
|
One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory to his
buddy, Norm. "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo
can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is
hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed
first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because
the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the
human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In
this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you
always feel smarter after a few beers.
|
|
 IP Logged |
"Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them."
|
|
|
AussieBrian
New Board Hall of Famer
Got beer?
Gender:
Posts: 1695
|
|
Re: Y Beer is good for you.
« Reply #1 on: Jun 28th, 2005, 10:31am » |
Quote Modify
|
Truth is that old brain cells don't actually die - they transmogrify into muscle tissue.
Take me old mum as a f'rinstance.
Twenty years ago there's no way she could have carried home $40 worth of groceries, yet today she can do it in one hand!
|
|
IP Logged |
Vulcrania horrendus - twice daily, then two at night in lieu of sleep.
|
|
|
Jeepgun
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
BOHICA!!!
Gender:
Posts: 3840
|
|
Re: Y Beer is good for you.
« Reply #2 on: Jun 28th, 2005, 4:51pm » |
Quote Modify
|
True, that. 
The more beer I drink, the more muscle mass I gain on my abs. They are quickly becoming the most pumped area of my physique... 
|
|
IP Logged |
Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
|
|
|
AussieBrian
New Board Hall of Famer
Got beer?
Gender:
Posts: 1695
|
|
Re: Y Beer is good for you.
« Reply #3 on: Jun 28th, 2005, 8:02pm » |
Quote Modify
|
And if it wasn't for beer, ugly women would never get a naughty.
|
|
IP Logged |
Vulcrania horrendus - twice daily, then two at night in lieu of sleep.
|
|
|
Jeepgun
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
BOHICA!!!
Gender:
Posts: 3840
|
|
Re: Y Beer is good for you.
« Reply #4 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 8:16am » |
Quote Modify
|
|
|
IP Logged |
Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
|
|
|
|
|
|
Home
Help
Search
Members
Member Map
Login
Register
Reply
Notify of replies
Send Topic
Print
test rss