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Betting the long-shot
« on: Jun 24th, 2005, 11:44pm » |
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A man is quietly reading the paper one morning when his wife sneaks up from behind and whacks em' in the head with a frying pan.
"What the heck was that for?, he screams.
"I found a piece of paper in your pocket with the name Marylou on it", she screams back.
"God Honey", he explains, "remember I went the horse track last week? Marylou is the name of a horse I bet on"
Satisfied his wife apologizes and goes out of her way for a couple days to give her husband extra attention.
Three days pass and the husband is reading his paper when his wife knocks em' out with her frying pan.
When the man comes to he angerly asks, "What the hell is wrong this time?"
"Well..., its probably nothing, I may have over reacted", she responds, "BUT YOUR HORSE CALLED TO ASK WHY YOU WEREN'T AT THE TRACK LAST NIGHT!"
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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