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JDH
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Place your Michael Jackson jokes here
« on: Jun 20th, 2005, 2:06pm » |
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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty four year olds?
Cause there's twenty of them! 
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Re: Place your Michael Jackson jokes here
« Reply #1 on: Jun 20th, 2005, 10:32pm » |
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Re: Place your Michael Jackson jokes here
« Reply #2 on: Jun 21st, 2005, 5:14am » |
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michael jackson got a stomach ache, he ate a 10 yr. old sausage
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Re: Place your Michael Jackson jokes here
« Reply #3 on: Jun 21st, 2005, 6:35am » |
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What's brown and slimey and found in little boys' underpants?
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Re: Place your Michael Jackson jokes here
« Reply #4 on: Jun 21st, 2005, 9:00am » |
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Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing"
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Re: Place your Michael Jackson jokes here
« Reply #5 on: Jun 21st, 2005, 3:08pm » |
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Re: Place your Michael Jackson jokes here
« Reply #6 on: Jun 22nd, 2005, 9:02am » |
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Re: Place your Michael Jackson jokes here
« Reply #7 on: Jun 22nd, 2005, 11:54am » |
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What did the women on the beach say to M J?
Excuse me your in my son.
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Re: Place your Michael Jackson jokes here
« Reply #8 on: Jun 22nd, 2005, 12:04pm » |
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on Jun 22nd, 2005, 11:54am, mynm156 wrote:What did the women on the beach say to M J?
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Michael Jackson, proof of the American Dream.
Only in America can a poor, black boy grow up to be a rich, white woman.
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!
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Re: Place your Michael Jackson jokes here
« Reply #9 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 5:37pm » |
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Q: Did you here about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich?
A: It's a 46 year old slab of meat between two twelve year old buns.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
A: They both come on crackers.
Q: Whats the worst stain to remove from a little boys underpants?
A: Michael Jacksons Make up
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Re: Place your Michael Jackson jokes here
« Reply #10 on: Jun 24th, 2005, 9:18am » |
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Michael Jackson.
ROFLMMFAO!!!!
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Re: Place your Michael Jackson jokes here
« Reply #12 on: Jun 28th, 2005, 6:01pm » |
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Mi chael jackson was spotted at K-Mart the other day......he heard they had boys pants half off.
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Re: Place your Michael Jackson jokes here
« Reply #13 on: Jul 3rd, 2005, 1:33pm » |
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http://www.holylemon.com/DogMocksJacko.html
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« Reply #14 on: Jul 3rd, 2005, 3:05pm » |
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Re: Place your Michael Jackson jokes here
« Reply #16 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 9:46pm » |
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Re: Place your Michael Jackson jokes here
« Reply #17 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 9:57pm » |
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