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American Politicians
« on: Jun 15th, 2005, 8:18pm » |
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A priest walks into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After his haircut, he askes how much it was.
The barber says "No charge. I consider it a service to the Lord."
The next morning, the barber finds 12 bibles and a thank you note from the priest in front of the door.
That day, a police officer comes in and gets his hair cut and askes how much it was.
The barber says "No charge. I consider it a service to the community."
The next morning, he finds a dozen donuts and a thank you note from the police officer.
This day a Senator comes in and gets a haircut. When he was done he asked how much it was.
The barber says, "No charge. I consider it a service to the country."
The next morning, the barber comes to work and finds 12 more Senators in front of his door.
Tom
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Re: American Politicians
« Reply #1 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 1:57pm » |
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Re: American Politicians
« Reply #2 on: Jun 26th, 2005, 6:24pm » |
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Ugrateful Bastards! 
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Re: American Politicians
« Reply #3 on: Jun 26th, 2005, 8:09pm » |
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Thought for the day'
Poloticians should never hold their farts in cos they travel up the spine to the brain and that's where they get all their shitty ideas from.
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Re: American Politicians
« Reply #4 on: Jun 27th, 2005, 6:19am » |
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The worst thing about political jokes is that the rotten things get elected.
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Re: American Politicians
« Reply #5 on: Jun 27th, 2005, 12:36pm » |
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on Jun 27th, 2005, 6:19am, AussieBrian wrote:| The worst thing about political jokes is that the rotten things get elected. |
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Excellent point, however must add......
And then re-elected - nothing worse than hearin' the same bad jokes over and over again. 
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Re: American Politicians
« Reply #6 on: Jun 27th, 2005, 7:36pm » |
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Re: American Politicians
« Reply #7 on: Jun 28th, 2005, 8:55am » |
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on Jun 27th, 2005, 7:36pm, Jonny wrote:
Jonny,
Great link! Reminds us that some political jokes aren't even funny. Nothing like having to endure decades of ramlings from a  that just won't flush.
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