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Is There A Serial Killer Among us?
« on: Jun 15th, 2005, 1:00pm »
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The following is actually a psychological test.
 
The main character in the story is this girl.  When she was at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy who was also there, but she did not know who he was. This guy happened to fit her bill of her dream guy, so she fell in love with him at once; love at first sight etc... A few days later, the girl killed her own sister.  When the cops asked her why she did that, she gave a very shocking answer...
Do you know what her motive for killing her sister is?
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Re: Is There A Serial Killer Among us?
« Reply #1 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 1:04pm »
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Not a clue, I wondered if it was euthanasia (trying to think of something outside the norm) which makes me doubt if it was a love triangle thing
So??? Answers on an IM if you don't want to spoil it for everyone else please!
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 1:19pm »
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Her sister loved the guy too...?  Huh
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« Reply #3 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 1:19pm »
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I thunk about it and thunk about it and I'm stumped confused
 
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« Reply #4 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 1:36pm »
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And the correct answer is....????  Huh
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« Reply #5 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 2:28pm »
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I know, I know!!!  She was hoping.....do you want me to tell you?
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Re: Is There A Serial Killer Among us?
« Reply #6 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 3:00pm »
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Pretty sick.  
 
Maybe she should try a dating service next time.
 
 
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« Reply #7 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 3:08pm »
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She wanted to see him again at her sister's funeral?
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« Reply #8 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 3:13pm »
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on Jun 15th, 2005, 3:08pm, nani wrote:
She wanted to see him again at her sister's funeral?

 
BINGO!!!  That means we both think like serial killers.... Shocked
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« Reply #9 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 12:17pm »
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Damn... I was thinking that she killed her sister because she wanted to have a barbecue and invite her new beau over for dinner, with her sister as the main course. (with a nice chianti and some fava beans, of course!)
 
It's a good thing I don't think like a serial killer! Shocked laugh
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on Jun 16th, 2005, 12:17pm, Frank_W wrote:
Damn... I was thinking that she killed her sister because she wanted to have a barbecue and invite her new beau over for dinner, with her sister as the main course. (with a nice chianti and some fava beans, of course!)
 
It's a good thing I don't think like a serial killer! Shocked laugh

Oh, you do have a wicked mind, though, Frank. Didn't think of that - and I have the Dixie Chicks album with that song 'Goodbye Earl'...singing about how to poison a man with peas... Grin
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Re: Is There A Serial Killer Among us?
« Reply #11 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 2:06pm »
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That's why women are way more unstable than men. I should know, I dated dozens of crazy chicks. And, just look at that crazy chick with those crazy eyes that skipped out on her wedding..... Roll Eyes
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« Reply #12 on: Jun 17th, 2005, 9:27am »
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Is it just my puter, or does the click-me ad at the bottom of the page advertise "Mexican Jumpin Beans"?
 
Just what I need while I am in the middle of my CH cycle..  Shocked Huh laugh
 
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« Reply #13 on: Jun 17th, 2005, 12:45pm »
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Nope. My page came up with braintumor.org.
 
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« Reply #14 on: Jun 17th, 2005, 1:23pm »
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Naw, it must be a rotating thingy, Now it says I can met the Isreli Woman of my Dreams... Hmmm Wonder what my wife would think of that..  Shocked  j/k
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« Reply #15 on: Jun 20th, 2005, 11:44am »
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on Jun 17th, 2005, 9:27am, jcmquix wrote:
Is it just my puter, or does the click-me ad at the bottom of the page advertise "Mexican Jumpin Beans"?
 
Just what I need while I am in the middle of my CH cycle..  Shocked Huh laugh
 

my computer screen has "endangered species" add on the bottom.
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