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jonny at the bar
« on: Jun 15th, 2005, 12:07pm »
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jonny goes into a bar sits down and orders a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives it to him and jonny slams it right down and orders another. It goes on like this for six shots one right after the other. The bartender asks jonny what he's celebrating, jonny says my first blowjob. So the bartender says here have one on the house, to which jonny says no thanks if six didn't get rid of the taste I don't think another one will.
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« Reply #1 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 1:02pm »
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Oh Jim.. it was nice knowing you!!! LMAO
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Re: jonny at the bar
« Reply #3 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 3:02pm »
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Re: jonny at the bar
« Reply #4 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 9:01pm »
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Hey...gimmie a break, it was my first time at the bath house Grin
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Re: jonny at the bar
« Reply #5 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 2:22am »
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on Jun 15th, 2005, 9:01pm, Jonny wrote:
Hey...gimmie a break, it was my first time at the bath house Grin

Should have SPIT Bro!!!!
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Re: jonny at the bar
« Reply #6 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 12:19pm »
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Well, so much for the grand idea of having a nice lunch, today... eek5 ugh laugh
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