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mynm156
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Youth vs Old Age
« on: Jun 14th, 2005, 12:18pm » |
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An old farmer owned a large farm for many years. He had a huge pond in the back that was fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, along with some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming and diving.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, since he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices and gleeful laughter.
As he came within view he saw a bunch of HOT young women skinny-dipping.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave old man!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of my pond in that condition." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligators."
Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every
time!
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Re: Youth vs Old Age
« Reply #1 on: Jun 14th, 2005, 5:29pm » |
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Good one
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Re: Youth vs Old Age
« Reply #2 on: Jun 14th, 2005, 7:51pm » |
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I'll bet the old man got an eyeful as they quickly jumped out of the pond. Good one.
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Re: Youth vs Old Age
« Reply #3 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 1:35pm » |
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Re: Youth vs Old Age
« Reply #4 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 12:15pm » |
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LMAO!! Smart... Very smart...
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