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Biker
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nursery school rhynmes?????
« on: Jun 11th, 2005, 10:01am » |
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Heres what my 3rd grade neighbors girl learned in school yesterday.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke a little leaf. Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and Jill said, "Wheres the Beef?"""""""""
Its just amazing what todays school kids are learning.
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Re: nursery school rhynmes?????
« Reply #1 on: Jun 11th, 2005, 11:14am » |
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on Jun 11th, 2005, 10:01am, Biker wrote:Heres what my 3rd grade neighbors girl learned in school yesterday.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke a little leaf. Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and Jill said, "Wheres the Beef?"""""""""
Its just amazing what todays school kids are learning. |
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Jack said with a sigh, baby I know this won't fly, but how about massaging it with your Teef.
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Re: nursery school rhynmes?????
« Reply #2 on: Jun 13th, 2005, 10:41am » |
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I still recall many Finnish rhymes... none of them are naughty, though. 
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Re: nursery school rhynmes?????
« Reply #3 on: Jun 13th, 2005, 12:22pm » |
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My neighbours little boy came to me one day and said he had learnt a new poem but his mummy wouldn't listen to him say it. I felt really sorry for him so I said he could tell me. He came out with
My friend Billy had a ten foot willy
and he showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
And now its only six foot four..
Reiterates the old adage.. Mothers DO know best! 
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Re: nursery school rhynmes?????
« Reply #4 on: Jun 14th, 2005, 10:28am » |
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on Jun 11th, 2005, 11:14am, Jimmy_B wrote:
Jack said with a sigh, baby I know this won't fly, but how about massaging it with your Teef. |
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LMFAO
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Re: nursery school rhynmes?????
« Reply #5 on: Jun 14th, 2005, 4:35pm » |
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on Jun 13th, 2005, 12:22pm, LeLimey wrote:My neighbours little boy came to me one day and said he had learnt a new poem but his mummy wouldn't listen to him say it. I felt really sorry for him so I said he could tell me. He came out with
My friend Billy had a ten foot willy
and he showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
And now its only six foot four..
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