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burnt-toast
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Little Jonny
« on: Jun 10th, 2005, 3:46am » |
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Little Jonny is pulling his wagon loaded with the familys groceries up a long hill. He's tired, sweating - swearing and cussing with every step.
Jonny is confronted by his priest. The priest says "Jonny, don't you know that God can hear your foul language and may choose to punish you".
Jonny asks how God can hear him because he obviously isn't around. The priest responds "Jonny, because God is everywhere".
Little Jonny asks, "Is God in the trees?", The priest responds "yes".
Little Jonny asks, "Is God in that garbage can next to us or in the car over there?" The priest responds "yes".
Little Jonny asks, "Is God in my wagon?" The priest patiently responds "yes".
To which Little Jonny responds, "Then tell him to get the Hell out and push!"
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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Jeepgun
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Re: Little Jonny
« Reply #1 on: Jun 10th, 2005, 8:25am » |
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ROFLMAO!!! 
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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