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forgetfulnot
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The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your
headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.
You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles
to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a
headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove
the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had
anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the
first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an
important part of himself.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like
a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a
new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I
need - a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new
suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's
see...size 44 long."
Joe laughed,"That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the
business 60 years!" the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked,
"How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said,
"Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and
16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you
know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman
asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second
and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist
and said, "Let's see...size 36." Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you!
I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head,"You can't wear a size 34. A 34
underwear would press your testicles up against the base of
your spine and give you one hell of a headache."
New suit = $400
New shirt = $36
New underwear = $6
Second opinion = PRICELESS
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Re: Second opinion
« Reply #1 on: Jun 3rd, 2005, 4:47pm » |
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I love this one! I've been laughing over it non stop!
Bloody brilliant!
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Re: Second opinion
« Reply #2 on: Jun 3rd, 2005, 4:53pm » |
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DOH! 
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Re: Second opinion
« Reply #3 on: Jun 4th, 2005, 1:31am » |
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Re: Second opinion
« Reply #4 on: Jun 6th, 2005, 1:39pm » |
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Re: Second opinion
« Reply #5 on: Jun 6th, 2005, 4:26pm » |
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