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The Top 13 Jewish Country & Western Songs
« on: Jun 3rd, 2005, 10:01am » |
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The Top 13 Jewish Country & Western Songs
13) Achy Breaky Hip
12) I Got the Guilt, You Got the Gelt (I Went and Cut Another Notch in My Belt)
11)Take This, "Job," and Shove It
10) I'm Cryin' in My Manischewitz ('Cause I Lost Rebecca Levitz)
9) Ever Since My Circumcision, My Baby's Been Short With Me
 All My Exes Made an Exodus
7) The Shiksa's Gonna Hit the Fan
6) This Bris! This Bris!! Unchoppable!!!
5) Four Thousand Years of Sufferin', and I Had to Marry You
4) My Woman Gave Me Crabs, and That Ain't Kosher
3) I've Starved and I've Suffered and I've Parted the Sea Just to Find That Your Bush Wasn't Burnin' For Me
2) Homeland on the Range
1) Alright, Already, Enough With The Infidelity!
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Re: The Top 13 Jewish Country & Western Songs
« Reply #1 on: Jun 3rd, 2005, 9:08pm » |
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Re: The Top 13 Jewish Country & Western Songs
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Re: The Top 13 Jewish Country & Western Songs
« Reply #3 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 3:49pm » |
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14. "It's Okay That I'm Sitting Alone In A Dark Room Because You Never Call And You Never Visit And Nobody Cares If I Live Or Die"
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