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Tiannia
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A Beer before it starts
« on: May 26th, 2005, 7:37pm » |
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A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the
TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts".
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your
fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around
like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron
all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started."
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Re: A Beer before it starts
« Reply #1 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 10:36am » |
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