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Name your Penis
« on: May 24th, 2005, 5:43pm »
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http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/577/?PHPSESSID=3e8b2327eb36 f95b32fd3c0bf2abcd77
 
Guess it is a good thing I am not Male.  
 
 
 
 
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« Reply #1 on: May 25th, 2005, 12:35pm »
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« Reply #2 on: May 25th, 2005, 12:43pm »
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Roger the Adorable Intruder...If I use my real name..
 
Dickie the Hedonistical Dick ....If I use my screen name..
 
I not sure which one I prefer.. Huh
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« Reply #3 on: May 25th, 2005, 1:04pm »
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using nick name
Mickey the Multi-tasking Wee Winkle  
 
using given name
Prince Charlie the Magical Light Sabre  
 
using screen name
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« Reply #4 on: May 25th, 2005, 4:30pm »
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If I was a guy:
 
 
Ethel Merman the Rock Hard TrouserSnake  
 
 
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« Reply #5 on: May 25th, 2005, 6:30pm »
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« Reply #6 on: May 26th, 2005, 1:25pm »
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on May 25th, 2005, 6:30pm, Jonny wrote:
MULE Grin

 
 crackup crackup crackup crackup crackup crackup crackup crackup
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« Reply #7 on: May 27th, 2005, 2:03am »
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I typed in my name and all I got was laughter coming from my speakers and someone in the background saying something about wrinkles...........
 
I don't think that website is working.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #8 on: May 27th, 2005, 1:07pm »
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Diamond Dick the Impaler
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
That is actually my given name @ birth Wink
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« Reply #9 on: May 27th, 2005, 1:36pm »
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« Reply #10 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 9:16am »
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« Reply #11 on: Jun 3rd, 2005, 12:16pm »
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Don't think I like having "little" in the name.  Wink
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« Reply #12 on: Jun 3rd, 2005, 8:57pm »
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Like the Southern Rock Band I once had.....
 
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« Reply #13 on: Jun 4th, 2005, 8:02am »
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My name must be God. all I ever hear is OH MY GOD!!!!
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« Reply #14 on: Jun 6th, 2005, 1:06pm »
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on Jun 2nd, 2005, 9:16am, Frank_W wrote:
PHYSOD. Purple-Headed Yogurt-Slinger Of Doom.  Lips Sealed laugh

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Thanks Frank needed that
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« Reply #15 on: Jun 7th, 2005, 1:19pm »
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Funny story about that: I was at a party, and this girl kept insisting that all men named their penis. I insisted that I didn't/hadn't. We argued back and forth for awhile. Later on,  we were doing the horizontal mambo, and she asked again, so in a burst of inspiration, that's what I blurted out. We both started laughing so hard, we fell off the bed.  laugh
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