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kimmiedawn81
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Racing gun!
« on: May 18th, 2005, 5:06pm » |
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So, a man went to the doctor and complained about losing his sex drive when he was in the middle of sex. So, the doctor asked him if he remembered anything that used to get him excited.
The gentleman said that he used to run track and field and the gun that was shot off at the beginning got his adrenaline pumping and it used to get him excited.
So, the doctor told him to take a gun home and when he felt he was losing his sex drive, to shoot it off.
So, the man went home and that night, him and his wife were 69ing and he felt himself start to lose his sex drive, so he shot the gun off.
He goes to the doctor the next day and the doctor asked him how it worked out. And the man said, "She bit 3 inches off my penis, I got a mouth full of shit, and a naked black guy jumped out of our closet with his hands in the air."
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Re: Racing gun!
« Reply #1 on: May 18th, 2005, 5:19pm » |
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Muahahahaha, good one.
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Re: Racing gun!
« Reply #2 on: May 18th, 2005, 7:53pm » |
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Re: Racing gun!
« Reply #3 on: May 18th, 2005, 8:56pm » |
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