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LeLimey
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Story from todays newspaper.. adult material
« on: May 18th, 2005, 1:55pm » |
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According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.
Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag.
To its credit, the Sun does not name the woman. We assume, however, that she will be shopping at her local Tesco for the next ten years or so, or until everyone in the Asda who witnessed her ordeal is dead or has succumbed to total amnesia - whichever comes soonest.
For the record, Ann Summers notes that Passion Pants are "Not for internal use". Now we know why
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Re: Story from todays newspaper.. adult material
« Reply #1 on: May 18th, 2005, 2:50pm » |
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Some people are just sick... 
I'm glad i'm not that way... 
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Re: Story from todays newspaper.. adult material
« Reply #2 on: May 18th, 2005, 3:58pm » |
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People just have to try anything, don't they...?
Oh Helen, if it were you... I don't think you would have posted that for the rest of us to see... 
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