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Lovers Lane
« on: May 16th, 2005, 4:16pm »
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A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known  spot.
 
 
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly  glowing.
 
The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer  look. Then he sees a  
young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He  immediately notices  
a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this  surprising  
situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's  window.
 
The young man lowers his window "Uh, yes,  officer?"
 
"What are you doing?"
 
"Well, isn't it  obvious? I'm reading a magazine, sir "
 
Pointing towards the young  woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her,  
what is she  doing?"
 
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a  pullover sweater."
 
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young  couple. Alone, in a car, at night  
in a lovers' lane. And nothing obscene is  happening!
 
"What's your age, young man?"
 
"I'm 25,  sir."
 
"And her ... what's her age?"
 
The young man  looks at his watch and replies:
 
"She'll be 18 in 11  minutes."
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Re: Lovers Lane
« Reply #1 on: May 16th, 2005, 4:25pm »
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laugh
 
I knew they were up to something! Grin
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Re: Lovers Lane
« Reply #2 on: May 16th, 2005, 8:54pm »
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Grin laugh
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