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BikerBob
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Potentially/Realistically
« on: May 14th, 2005, 6:37pm » |
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A young boy went up to his father and asked him: Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?
The father thought for a moment, then answered: Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.
So the boy went to his mother and asked, Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? The mother replied, Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!
The boy then went to his sister and asked, Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? The girl replied, Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, like, are you nuts?
The boy then went to his brother and asked, Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? Of course, the brother replied. Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?
The boy replied, Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million Dollars.......but Realistically,...... we're living with two S-luts and a Queer.
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Re: Potentially/Realistically
« Reply #1 on: May 15th, 2005, 8:50am » |
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Re: Potentially/Realistically
« Reply #2 on: May 15th, 2005, 8:58am » |
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