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Jonny
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Im in total flame gear :)
« on: May 13th, 2005, 4:10pm » |
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Why are women and dogshit alike?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.....LMMFAO 
Commence flaming....LMFAO 
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Re: Im in total flame gear :)
« Reply #1 on: May 13th, 2005, 4:22pm » |
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Why do women have legs? Cuz if they didn't they'd leave a trail like a snail.
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Re: Im in total flame gear :)
« Reply #2 on: May 13th, 2005, 5:13pm » |
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The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
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Jonny
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Re: Im in total flame gear :)
« Reply #3 on: May 13th, 2005, 5:16pm » |
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on May 13th, 2005, 5:13pm, pattik wrote:| The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. |
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You got me there....that one ALWAYS works on me.....LMMFAO
TOUCHE' PATTI 
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Re: Im in total flame gear :)
« Reply #4 on: May 13th, 2005, 5:46pm » |
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on May 13th, 2005, 4:22pm, vietvet2tours wrote:| Why do women have legs? Cuz if they didn't they'd leave a trail like a snail. |
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What do men and pantyhose have in common?
They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!
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Re: Im in total flame gear :)
« Reply #5 on: May 13th, 2005, 5:51pm » |
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on May 13th, 2005, 5:46pm, pattik wrote:| don't fit right in the crotch! |
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Im guilty of that, BUT...thats not my fault
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Re: Im in total flame gear :)
« Reply #6 on: May 13th, 2005, 7:35pm » |
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on May 13th, 2005, 5:46pm, pattik wrote:
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Some make fun of my 3 inches but I like it that wide.
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Re: Im in total flame gear :)
« Reply #7 on: May 13th, 2005, 7:50pm » |
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on May 13th, 2005, 7:35pm, mynm156 wrote:Some make fun of my 3 inches but I like it that wide.
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Spitting on the monitor......LMMFAO
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Re: Im in total flame gear :)
« Reply #8 on: May 13th, 2005, 7:51pm » |
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on May 13th, 2005, 7:35pm, mynm156 wrote:
Some make fun of my 3 inches but I like it that wide.
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How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose
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Re: Im in total flame gear :)
« Reply #9 on: May 13th, 2005, 7:56pm » |
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on May 13th, 2005, 7:51pm, pattik wrote:How can you tell when a man is well hung?
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Just ask jonny to email you a picture
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Re: Im in total flame gear :)
« Reply #10 on: May 14th, 2005, 4:00am » |
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What do you call a man who has had 95% of his brain removed?
A widower
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Re: Im in total flame gear :)
« Reply #11 on: May 14th, 2005, 5:13am » |
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on May 13th, 2005, 5:13pm, pattik wrote:| The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. |
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Re: Im in total flame gear :)
« Reply #12 on: May 14th, 2005, 5:16am » |
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on May 14th, 2005, 4:00am, LeLimey wrote:What do you call a man who has had 95% of his brain removed?
A widower |
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Re: Im in total flame gear :)
« Reply #13 on: May 14th, 2005, 8:22am » |
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on May 13th, 2005, 5:46pm, pattik wrote:
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch! |
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When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.
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Re: Im in total flame gear :)
« Reply #14 on: May 14th, 2005, 10:19am » |
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Thanks for jumping in, ladies. I thought I had to hold up the fort by myself
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Re: Im in total flame gear :)
« Reply #15 on: May 14th, 2005, 11:12am » |
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I'm proud to call you my sister...you did an outstanding job!
Langa
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Re: Im in total flame gear :)
« Reply #16 on: May 14th, 2005, 11:35am » |
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Thanks, sis, and I have plenty of ammo still in storage.
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Re: Im in total flame gear :)
« Reply #17 on: May 14th, 2005, 11:50am » |
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Hey Patti... fire at will! and jonny and rog and don and.. and.. and.. ALL OF THEM!!
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Re: Im in total flame gear :)
« Reply #18 on: May 14th, 2005, 11:53am » |
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How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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Re: Im in total flame gear :)
« Reply #19 on: May 14th, 2005, 12:12pm » |
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Q: What is the definition of nothing?
A: When a man with an erection walks into a brick wall and injures....... his nose.
Q How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
QWhat do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man's penis?
A His body.
Q What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q Why can't men get mad cow disease?
A Because they're all pigs.
Q Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
A To knock the penises off the smart ones.
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In fairness to Jonny... the answer to his dog shit joke.
Q Why are married women fatter than single women?
A Single women come home, look at whats in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, look at whats in the bed and go to the fridge...
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Re: Im in total flame gear :)
« Reply #20 on: May 14th, 2005, 12:15pm » |
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I'm dyin' here, Helen
I think the guys have surrendered..... 
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« Reply #21 on: May 14th, 2005, 1:02pm » |
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OMG! Helen, those were ossom!
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Re: Im in total flame gear :)
« Reply #22 on: May 14th, 2005, 3:25pm » |
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Patti, I see you were caught on tape last night
Langa, I see the dating world has been good to you....hence...the delivery
Sandie, you should know better than to bribe your way on a plane near the Xray machine
NEXT!
OPPs...I almost forgot that Limey chick.....talk about a butt head
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Re: Im in total flame gear :)
« Reply #23 on: May 14th, 2005, 4:33pm » |
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I found these and thought they may be helpful in explaining some of the ladies attitudes around here...
Langa's Desk top for her computer...
What every woman here needs to attend...no exceptions.. so you all need to make appointments..
Nani's idea of carpool...go figure..must be the kudzu..
This proves that women should not be so selfish and that all men are so considerate of their mate..We are all such givers....
This small fender bender was casued by a female who dropped her mascare while looking in the mirror trying to figure if her shoes matched her purse...it was rumored the culpret was sandi99 not sure but the police in their car are still looking for her the cop car is the next photo.....
If you read the print on the police car it will clear up why Sandie is the prime suspect..I dont want to start any rumors...but.
Not to be outdone by the other ladies Helen tried her hand a paralell parking....
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Then there is the picture of 2 of the CH conventions....Boy how times for the ladies change...
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Re: Im in total flame gear :)
« Reply #24 on: May 14th, 2005, 4:49pm » |
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The perfect woman...gives a new meaning to direct deposit...
Sure honey I will leave the seat up for you so you dont have to look before you sit...which makes entirely too much sense....
Many of the ladies here at CH.com have been seen frequenting this establishment...things that make you go hmmmm...
But then they all saw the parking sign and left...
The real reason there has not been an yearly CH cruise is the last time the ladies were on ship they all went to the starbord side of the ship to see the cute little dolphins the captian was speaking of..
While in memphis at the CH convention the girls went to the zoo and quickly found out why you should not feed the animals...poor Langa...
Outside the Doctors office the girls all decided to try and save a little money...
Glad to be such a help on clearing things up...Love you all.... 
Rodger..
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