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mynm156
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Turner Brown
« on: May 12th, 2005, 11:11am » |
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A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE African American guy standing next to him. The big guys sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 14 inch penis, 1 pound left testicle, 1 pound right testicle,...Turner Brown."
The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guys says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weight 350 pounds, I have a 14 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 1 pounds, my right testicle weighs 1 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said "Turn around."
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Re: Turner Brown
« Reply #1 on: May 12th, 2005, 12:55pm » |
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Re: Turner Brown
« Reply #2 on: May 12th, 2005, 1:07pm » |
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Re: Turner Brown
« Reply #3 on: May 13th, 2005, 4:05am » |
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Re: Turner Brown
« Reply #4 on: Jul 18th, 2005, 10:32pm » |
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Re: Turner Brown
« Reply #5 on: Jul 20th, 2005, 7:44am » |
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So that's where he went!
Changed his name, too, the clever devil.
He's known here as Ben Dover and we want him back to face certain charges, arraignments, and disbelieving wives.
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Re: Turner Brown
« Reply #6 on: Jul 20th, 2005, 11:32am » |
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The gals seem to lean towards
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Not sure what to make of this 
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Re: Turner Brown
« Reply #7 on: Jul 21st, 2005, 10:37am » |
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I would have fainted too! 
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