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LITTLE JOHNNY - GOOD MANNERS...
« on: May 10th, 2005, 8:14am » |
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During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her? "
Mike replies : Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss.
The teacher says : That would be very rude and improper on your part.
Charlie replied : I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute.
The teacher says : That's much better but to mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant.
And Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. "
The teacher passed out.
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Re: LITTLE JOHNNY - GOOD MANNERS...
« Reply #1 on: May 10th, 2005, 10:09am » |
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This one's about our Jonny, huh?
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Re: LITTLE JOHNNY - GOOD MANNERS...
« Reply #2 on: May 10th, 2005, 11:08am » |
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Re: LITTLE JOHNNY - GOOD MANNERS...
« Reply #3 on: May 10th, 2005, 3:10pm » |
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No our Jonny would have just said "Get in the car little girl.. dinners on me  "
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Re: LITTLE JOHNNY - GOOD MANNERS...
« Reply #4 on: May 10th, 2005, 6:53pm » |
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Re: LITTLE JOHNNY - GOOD MANNERS...
« Reply #5 on: May 11th, 2005, 4:43am » |
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what do you know... no comments from Jonny... 
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Re: LITTLE JOHNNY - GOOD MANNERS...
« Reply #6 on: May 11th, 2005, 10:33am » |
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Re: LITTLE JOHNNY - GOOD MANNERS...
« Reply #7 on: May 12th, 2005, 1:52pm » |
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Re: LITTLE JOHNNY - GOOD MANNERS...
« Reply #8 on: May 12th, 2005, 8:22pm » |
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on May 10th, 2005, 3:10pm, LeLimey wrote:| No our Jonny would have just said "Get in the car little girl.. dinners on me " |
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No, I would have got up, excused myself and took care of my buisness......when I got back and smiled she would know what she was in for (Why else is she there?)
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