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Langa
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A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I
mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom."Yes,
I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He
makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?
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Re: BBQ...
« Reply #1 on: May 4th, 2005, 5:12pm » |
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Re: BBQ...
« Reply #2 on: May 5th, 2005, 8:46am » |
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Re: BBQ...
« Reply #3 on: May 5th, 2005, 1:21pm » |
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