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Langa
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THE REDHEAD...
« on: Apr 25th, 2005, 8:40am » |
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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her temple and screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams.
Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken." 
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judkins
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Re: THE REDHEAD...
« Reply #1 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 10:47am » |
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Really liked that one Langa...still giggling.  
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mynm156
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Re: THE REDHEAD...
« Reply #2 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 10:50am » |
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Re: THE REDHEAD...
« Reply #3 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 10:59am » |
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*snicker*
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
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sandie99
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Re: THE REDHEAD...
« Reply #4 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 12:52pm » |
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And I hide behind red hair, too... Although in my case my hair is brown underneath. 
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Re: THE REDHEAD...
« Reply #5 on: Apr 26th, 2005, 1:39pm » |
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Ehehe, good one.
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