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Ponderings
« on: Apr 24th, 2005, 3:33pm »
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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?  
 
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?  
 
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?  
 
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?  
 
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?  
 
Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?
 
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
 
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?  
 
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?  
 
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?  
 
If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?  
 
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?  
 
How can someone "draw a blank"?  
 
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?  
 
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?  
 
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?  
 
What is another word for "thesaurus"?  
 
When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?  
 
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?  
 
Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?  
 
Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?  
 
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?  
 
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?  
 
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?  
 
Why does one get in trouble for WRECKless driving?  
 
Does a fish get cramps after eating?  
 
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
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Re: Ponderings
« Reply #1 on: Apr 24th, 2005, 8:10pm »
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Now why this reminds me an old saying: one stupid person can ask more questions than 10 wise ones can ever answer... Wink
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Re: Ponderings
« Reply #2 on: Apr 24th, 2005, 9:21pm »
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