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daffyswacky
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Well SHIT...
« on: Apr 20th, 2005, 7:08pm » |
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>The Basic Building Block of the English Language ?????????
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>Well, it's shit, that's right, shit!
>Shit may just be the most functional
>word in the English language.
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>Consider:
>You can get shit-faced,
>Be shit out of luck,
>or have shit for brains.
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>With a little effort,
>you can get your shit together,
>Find a place for your shit,
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>Or be asked to shit or get off the pot!
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>You can smoke shit, buy shit,
>sell shit, lose shit,
>find shit, forget shit,
>and tell others to eat shit
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>Some people know their shit, while others can't tell
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>the difference between Shit and Shinola.
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>There are lucky shits,
>dumb shits, crazy shits,
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>There is bull shit,
>horse shit and chicken shit.
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>You can throw shit,
>sling shit, catch shit,
>shoot the shit,
>or duck when the shit hits the fan.
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>You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
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>You can find yourself in deep shit
>or be happier than a pig in shit.
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>Some days are colder than shit,
>some days are hotter than shit,
>and some days are just plain shitty.
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>Some music sounds like shit,
>things can look like shit,
>and there are times when you feel like shit.
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>You can have too much shit, not enough shit,
>the right shit,
>the wrong shit or
>a lot of weird shit.
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>You can carry shit,
>have a mountain of shit,
>or find yourself up shits creek without a paddle
>Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and
>other times you fall in
>a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
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>When you stop to consider all the facts,
>it's the basic building block of the English language.
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>And remember, once you know your shit,!
>you don't need to know anything else!
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>You could pass this along, if you give a shit.
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>Or not do so, If you don't give a shit!
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>Well Shit, it's time for me to go.
>Just wanted you to know that I do
>Give A Shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.
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>But if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit head........
>Well, shit happens!
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sandie99
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Re: Well SHIT...
« Reply #1 on: Apr 21st, 2005, 1:01am » |
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When I was reading Gandhi's thoughts, I found out that in (hindi???) the word "shit" means "knowledge". Interesting, isn't it?
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jokrs2
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Re: Well SHIT...
« Reply #2 on: Apr 21st, 2005, 2:01am » |
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Shit = Knowledge.....verrrry interesting 
One day my dad was yelling at the Tyee Junior High football team saying, "go Tyee", and a southeast asian man started laughing at him. When my dad asked him what was so funny the asian man said that in his language Tyee meant "piss".
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Re: Well SHIT...
« Reply #3 on: Apr 21st, 2005, 12:19pm » |
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on Apr 21st, 2005, 2:01am, jokrs2 wrote:| One day my dad was yelling at the Tyee Junior High football team saying, "go Tyee", and a southeast asian man started laughing at him. When my dad asked him what was so funny the asian man said that in his language Tyee meant "piss". |
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