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Killroy 2.0
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Mary was out hiking one day when she came upon a frog stuck in a trap. The frog asked "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog from the trap.
The frog said, "Thank you, your wishes will be granted, but there is a condition to your wishes, your husband will also get your wishes but at a rate of ten times better."
Mary said "Fine."
The frog asked for her first wish.
"I want to be the most beautiful woman in the world."
The frog warned her that her husband would be an Adonis that women will flock to.
Mary replied, "No problem, my husband will only have eyes for me, for I will be the most beautiful women in the world."
So, BAM!, her wish was granted.
Her second wish was to be the wealthiest woman in the world, knowing her husband would have ten times more money than her.
So, BAM!, her wish was granted.
The frog asked for her third wish.
Mary replied, "I'd like to have a mild heart attack."
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thomas
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Re: Wishes
« Reply #1 on: Apr 20th, 2005, 5:05pm » |
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Re-thinking some of my future plans here. 
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Jonny
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Re: Wishes
« Reply #2 on: Apr 20th, 2005, 6:15pm » |
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Sorry Babe....but a mild "heart attack" on a dude that size would be just that "Mild"
Better order up a stroke and hope you can live through it.....LOL 
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sandie99
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Re: Wishes
« Reply #3 on: Apr 21st, 2005, 1:05am » |
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how about a near death experience for her...?
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jokrs2
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Re: Wishes
« Reply #4 on: Apr 21st, 2005, 1:53am » |
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Wouldn't that just be 10 near death experiences.
If death not being the option, how about if she just had one bad case of syphillis.
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bigAl
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Re: Wishes
« Reply #5 on: Apr 21st, 2005, 6:30pm » |
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