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daffyswacky
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Church Humor
« on: Apr 20th, 2005, 12:50pm » |
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A visiting minister during the offertory prayer:
"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his
upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."
He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little
girl (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to her
mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,
"Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"
Church was pretty much over at that point..
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Re: Church Humor
« Reply #1 on: Apr 20th, 2005, 2:01pm » |
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Re: Church Humor
« Reply #2 on: Apr 20th, 2005, 6:17pm » |
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Re: Church Humor
« Reply #3 on: Apr 21st, 2005, 1:04am » |
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Re: Church Humor
« Reply #4 on: Apr 21st, 2005, 6:47pm » |
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on Apr 20th, 2005, 12:50pm, daffyswacky wrote:
...similar to cooties
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