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purpleydog
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Your Dog's and Cat's Diaries
« on: Apr 20th, 2005, 12:40pm » |
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EXCERPTS FROM THE DOG'S DAILY DIARY
8:00 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
9:40 am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
10:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
11:30 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
12:00 noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
1:00 pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!
4:00 pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
5:00 pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!
6:00 pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6:30 pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!
EXCERPTS FROM THE CAT'S DAILY DIARY:
Day 283 Of My Captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair; must try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches.
The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
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Re: Your Dog's and Cat's Diaries
« Reply #1 on: Apr 20th, 2005, 7:30pm » |
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I LOVE IT!
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Re: Your Dog's and Cat's Diaries
« Reply #2 on: Apr 21st, 2005, 12:56am » |
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Sounds about right... 
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Re: Your Dog's and Cat's Diaries
« Reply #3 on: Apr 21st, 2005, 2:09am » |
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I got rid of the wrong animal. 
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Re: Your Dog's and Cat's Diaries
« Reply #4 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 1:35pm » |
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Re: Your Dog's and Cat's Diaries
« Reply #5 on: Apr 26th, 2005, 1:28pm » |
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That sounds like my cats alright.
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Re: Your Dog's and Cat's Diaries
« Reply #6 on: Apr 27th, 2005, 10:17pm » |
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It does sound sooooo true! LOL
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