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kimh
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Newspaper Ads
« on: Apr 19th, 2005, 8:09pm » |
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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat .. been out a while..better be
a reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
(advertised in Waco's Thrifty Nickel)
(AND THE BEST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got
married last month. Wife knows everything
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Re: Newspaper Ads
« Reply #1 on: Apr 20th, 2005, 3:59am » |
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LMAO.. they are brilliant! This one is my favourite though
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I can relate to that one... 
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Re: Newspaper Ads
« Reply #2 on: Apr 20th, 2005, 8:13am » |
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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once - slight stain
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Re: Newspaper Ads
« Reply #3 on: Apr 20th, 2005, 12:31pm » |
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