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thomas
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Sure you wanna be my friend?
« on: Apr 19th, 2005, 1:54pm » |
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Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always-sound good, but
never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the
sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. Wh!en you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I
don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why, you may ask? Because you are my
friend.
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Jeepgun
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Re: Sure you wanna be my friend?
« Reply #1 on: Apr 19th, 2005, 2:50pm » |
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We need to go out and do some serious drinkin', bro'!   *Singin' The Cramps, "Let's Get Fucked Up."
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