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An end to the Chicken and Egg controvercy
« on: Apr 17th, 2005, 1:24pm »
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« Reply #1 on: Apr 17th, 2005, 3:19pm »
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But if the chicken 'came' first, that would mean that the egg was the male therefore supplying sprem for the chicken's eggs, and therefore it was the egg that was first via ovulation within the chicken, then it was the egg that was last via ejaculation of the sperm...
 
...and therefore, according to this cartoon the egg was both the first and the last.  Oh my, blasphemy!
 
 
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on Apr 17th, 2005, 11:02pm, bigAl wrote:

But if the chicken 'came' first, that would mean that the egg was the male therefore supplying sprem for the chicken's eggs, and therefore it was the egg that was first via ovulation within the chicken, then it was the egg that was last via ejaculation of the sperm...
 
...and therefore, according to this cartoon the egg was both the first and the last.  Oh my, blasphemy!
 
 
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« Reply #4 on: Apr 19th, 2005, 12:03pm »
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Re: An end to the Chicken and Egg controvercy
« Reply #5 on: Apr 20th, 2005, 12:12am »
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Hey, isn't that a rooster? And since roosters don't "lay" eggs..... Undecided
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