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maffumatt
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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a Coors beer. After 6 of them she passes out on her bar stool. The bartender looks in her purse and gets her address and calls a cab. While waiting for the cab to arrive he takes her into the back room and thinks to himself, Hmm she sure looks good I think Ill get me soom.
The cab arrives, and the bartender pays for her ride since she (paid) for it. On the way to her house the cabbie thinks to himself " she sure looks good I think Ill get me some".
When they get to her apartment the cabbie passes her on to the doorman. While carrying her up to her apt. he thinks to himself "she sure looks good I think Ill get me some."
The next night the blonde walks back into the same bar and orders another Coors beer and the night continues the same as the night before.
The next night goes the same as the two nights before.
On the fourth night she walks into the bar and as the bartender reaches for a Coors, she says " Give me a Bud Light."
" Thought you were a Coors woman" the bartender replys.
" I was but Coors makes my pu$$y hurt"
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