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daffyswacky
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Keeping Up With Innocence....
« on: Apr 16th, 2005, 11:43am » |
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>Jesus' Dad's Name.....
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>A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?"
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>One child answered, "Mary."
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>The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?"
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>A little kid said, "Verge."
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>Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"
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>The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking about Verge n' Mary.''
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>KIDS IN CHURCH
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>3-year-old, Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name.
>Amen."
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>A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
>don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time jes like I am."
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>A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.
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>They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could
>tell her what it was.....
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>Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted,
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>"Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."
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>After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way
>home in the back seat of the car.
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>His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy
>replied.....
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>"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted
>to stay with you guys...!!!"
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>I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer.
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>For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from
>the prayer.
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>Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully
>enunciated each word right up to the end of the prayer:
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>"Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail.
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>One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets...
>as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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>A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way to church
>service...,
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>"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
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>One bright little girl replied..., "Because people are sleeping...!!!"
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>Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together
>in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.
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>Finally, his big sister had had enough..... "You're not supposed to talk out
>loud in church."
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>"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
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>Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing
>by the door? They're hushers...!!"
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>A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan 3. The boys
>began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
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>Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral
>lesson.
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>"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first
>pancake..... I can wait.'"
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>Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
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>A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up
>to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead
>in the sand.
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>"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
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>"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
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>The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
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>A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their
>six-year-old daughter and said...,
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>"Would you like to say the blessing?"
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>"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
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>"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
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>The daughter bowed her head and said..., "Lord, why on earth did I invite all
>these people to dinner?"
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Re: Keeping Up With Innocence....
« Reply #1 on: Apr 16th, 2005, 9:30pm » |
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Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name.
>Amen."
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Re: Keeping Up With Innocence....
« Reply #2 on: Apr 17th, 2005, 9:50am » |
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