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matman
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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi, you know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd Really
rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of
the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on
her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the
garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
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mynm156
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Re: Get a Job
« Reply #1 on: Apr 15th, 2005, 3:52pm » |
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 I WANT THAT JOB !!!!
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bigAl
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Re: Get a Job
« Reply #2 on: Apr 15th, 2005, 5:02pm » |
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>>>------- >>>------- >>>------- Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
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Biker
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Re: Get a Job
« Reply #3 on: Apr 15th, 2005, 5:37pm » |
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Keep working. Our welfair citizens and politicians depend upon your labor.
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jokrs2
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Re: Get a Job
« Reply #4 on: Apr 15th, 2005, 6:34pm » |
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Oh yesssss!  I just love it when the idiots spew the volcanic crap about re-distributing the wealth. 
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sandie99
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Wish it, dream it, do it - inspite the pain!
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Re: Get a Job
« Reply #5 on: Apr 17th, 2005, 9:53am » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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