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matman
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The Bar
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She
gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his
face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full
beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both
hands.
"Actually, no," the man replies.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running
her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"Can't," breathes the bartender. "He's not here. Is there anything I
can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues,
running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a
couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them
gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
"Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or
paper towels in the ladies room
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bigAl
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Re: The Bar
« Reply #1 on: Apr 15th, 2005, 5:09pm » |
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Please excuse me while I go barf that one up...
(no punn intended)
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