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mynm156
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Pick up line time again!!!
« on: Apr 13th, 2005, 5:45pm » |
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I will start us off.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
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"Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them."
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Re: Pick up line time again!!!
« Reply #1 on: Apr 13th, 2005, 11:59pm » |
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"Hey, how have you been? Oh I'm sorry you look just like someone I know. Hi, I'm ....."
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Re: Pick up line time again!!!
« Reply #2 on: Apr 14th, 2005, 9:01am » |
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"Do you have Irish in you? ..... Would you like some?" 
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: Pick up line time again!!!
« Reply #3 on: Apr 14th, 2005, 9:50am » |
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One that got used on my very flat chested sister in law
(from behind) hey love I've got a joke thats so funny your tits will fall off
(when she turned around) Oh I see you've already heard it...
and no she was NOT amused!
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Re: Pick up line time again!!!
« Reply #4 on: Apr 14th, 2005, 10:03am » |
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ROFLMAO!!! THAT is hilarious!!!
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: Pick up line time again!!!
« Reply #5 on: Apr 14th, 2005, 10:59am » |
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Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. 
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mynm156
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Re: Pick up line time again!!!
« Reply #6 on: Apr 14th, 2005, 11:10am » |
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Come on gang we can do better than this!
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours
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Re: Pick up line time again!!!
« Reply #7 on: Apr 14th, 2005, 11:22am » |
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I still laugh at one I got asked a few years ago.. do you want to go halves on a bastard??
It did make me laugh and I did let him buy me a drink!
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Re: Pick up line time again!!!
« Reply #8 on: Apr 14th, 2005, 6:53pm » |
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Can I hump your leg for the 20 seconds it would take..... 
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mynm156
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Re: Pick up line time again!!!
« Reply #9 on: Apr 14th, 2005, 6:58pm » |
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Hey Why dont you just take me home and lets do all the things that I am just gonna tell everyone we did anyway.
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Re: Pick up line time again!!!
« Reply #10 on: Apr 15th, 2005, 2:00am » |
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Hey.... sex with me is so good..even the neighbours have a cigarette!!!!
I didn't hang around to see if it was true.
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Todays agenda..... get through it !!!!
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mynm156
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Re: Pick up line time again!!!
« Reply #11 on: Apr 15th, 2005, 2:52pm » |
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on Apr 15th, 2005, 2:00am, judkins wrote:Hey.... sex with me is so good..even the neighbours have a cigarette!!!!
I didn't hang around to see if it was true. |
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HAHAHAHAHA Im In!!!
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Re: Pick up line time again!!!
« Reply #12 on: Apr 15th, 2005, 3:48pm » |
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on Apr 15th, 2005, 2:52pm, mynm156 wrote:
No. You just WISH you were!! LMAO!!
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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mynm156
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Re: Pick up line time again!!!
« Reply #13 on: Apr 19th, 2005, 2:57pm » |
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I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
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Re: Pick up line time again!!!
« Reply #14 on: Apr 19th, 2005, 3:14pm » |
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Why yes it is more than just "eye" candy, wanna taste?
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Religion and sex are powerplays. Manipulate the people for the money they pay. Selling skin, selling God, the numbers look the same on their credit cards. Triptans cause rebounds. Learn it, believe it, live it. I use triptans as the absolute LAST RESORT when treating my CH.
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Re: Pick up line time again!!!
« Reply #15 on: Apr 19th, 2005, 4:24pm » |
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are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only 10 I see. 
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Re: Pick up line time again!!!
« Reply #16 on: Apr 19th, 2005, 4:27pm » |
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on Apr 19th, 2005, 4:24pm, Bethany1 wrote:| are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only 10 I see. |
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Blimey.. don't say that in front of Frank for Gawds sake!!
Mind you he IS a ten.....
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Re: Pick up line time again!!!
« Reply #17 on: Apr 19th, 2005, 4:41pm » |
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Do you have the time??? (idiot was wearing a watch…)
I turned around and told him “yeah, but what’s wrong with your watch?”…”Nothing…but don’t you think it’s about time we met…”?
I decided it wasn’t time…NO.
True story…hey, at least he was original 
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Re: Pick up line time again!!!
« Reply #18 on: Apr 19th, 2005, 7:04pm » |
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Would you care to participate in my mid-life crisis?
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Re: Pick up line time again!!!
« Reply #19 on: Apr 19th, 2005, 8:46pm » |
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OH these are funny!!
Here is one everyone has heard...
That shirt looks great on you.. it would look even better on the floor next to my bed..
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mynm156
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Re: Pick up line time again!!!
« Reply #20 on: Apr 20th, 2005, 1:09pm » |
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That shirt is very becoming on you and if I were that shirt I would be coming on you too.
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Re: Pick up line time again!!!
« Reply #21 on: Apr 20th, 2005, 11:18pm » |
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on Apr 14th, 2005, 11:22am, LeLimey wrote:do you want to go halves on a bastard??
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I love that one
I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.
How do you like your eggs in the morning? srambled or fertilized?
There must be a keg in your pants, cause I want to tap that ass.
Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?
Jim
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