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BikerBob
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Trip to the ladies nightclub
« on: Apr 13th, 2005, 4:22am » |
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"My friends and I went to a ladies' night club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us,
so she pulled out a $10 bill.
When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20 bill. She called the guy back over, licked the $20 bill, and stuck it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third
friend pulled out a $50 bill and called the guy over.
I was worried about the way things were going, but she licked the
bill and just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things
were going, the guy gyrated over to me!
Now everyone's attention was focused on me, and the guy was egging me on to try and top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt,
grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home."
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judkins
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Re: Langa's trip to the ladies nightclub
« Reply #1 on: Apr 13th, 2005, 5:12am » |
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THat is a good one. If only it was that easy Bikerbob to get some money.... Yeah !!!! 
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Tara Ann
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Re: Trip to the ladies nightclub
« Reply #2 on: Apr 13th, 2005, 12:29pm » |
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You'll be needing a new ATM card right? 
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Re: Trip to the ladies nightclub
« Reply #3 on: Apr 13th, 2005, 1:14pm » |
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Word of advice: Don't use the old one for an improvised toothpick! LOL
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Re: Trip to the ladies nightclub
« Reply #4 on: Apr 14th, 2005, 1:20am » |
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