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mynm156
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US Ambassador to France
« on: Apr 12th, 2005, 2:47pm » |
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The US Ambassador to France invited Jacques Chirac and his wife over for dinner. As they ate the ambassador's wife said to Chirac's wife " I hear you two are going on vacation in the Caribbean. It must be nice to get away."
Yes, I look forward to a week of a penis," Mrs. Chirac replied.
A hush fell over the the table. President Chirac leaned over to his wife and said. " Ma cherie, I believe ze Americans pronounce zat word 'appiness."
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Re: US Ambassador to France
« Reply #1 on: Apr 12th, 2005, 4:00pm » |
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A week of penis? I guess that means they're taking Rover with them on vacation, huh?
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Re: US Ambassador to France
« Reply #2 on: Apr 13th, 2005, 1:39am » |
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Re: US Ambassador to France
« Reply #3 on: Apr 13th, 2005, 5:10am » |
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Aaaaah The language of lurve......
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