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judkins
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Upon reaching 65, old Tom decided to retire.After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him. She suggested he go and do something to occupy him like join a club or get a hobby. Old Tom obliged and went out for a couple of hours.
When he got home his wife asked about his day and he replied, "Oh, I just went down to the corner bar and hung out with the guys. Oh yeah, I joined a parachute club." "What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start parachuting?"
"Yeah, look I even got a membership card." "Old man, you need glasses! This is a membership in a PROSTITUTE CLUB!" "OH, GREAT!
NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
I SIGNED UP FOR 5 JUMPS A WEEK!!" 
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Todays agenda..... get through it !!!!
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sandie99
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Re: My Mistake
« Reply #1 on: Apr 11th, 2005, 9:27am » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
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mynm156
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Re: My Mistake
« Reply #2 on: Apr 11th, 2005, 9:54am » |
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Oh DARN!
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Langa
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Re: My Mistake
« Reply #3 on: Apr 11th, 2005, 1:30pm » |
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When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.
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