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judkins
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A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."
"No, mother," you don't understand.
"I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!"
"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom.
"Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."
"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"
"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said - 'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!" 
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Todays agenda..... get through it !!!!
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bigAl
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Re: Brrrrrrr
« Reply #1 on: Apr 10th, 2005, 12:34am » |
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What does a blonde Owl say?
What, what?
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>>>------- >>>------- >>>------- Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
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sandie99
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Re: Brrrrrrr
« Reply #2 on: Apr 10th, 2005, 3:33am » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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