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daffyswacky
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LITTLE JOHNNY....
« on: Apr 9th, 2005, 10:44am » |
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Subject: Little Johnny, again.
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> A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She
> started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand
> up!"
> After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you
> think you're stupid, Little Johnny?""No, ma'am, but I hate to see you
> standing there all by yourself!"
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> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on
> her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
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> "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the
> cream with a tissue.
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> "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
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> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
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> A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students
> might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas
> season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood
> that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc.
> So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
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> Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
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> Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
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> Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know!
> He's in our bathroom!!!"
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> The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a
> response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long
> seconds, Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he
> knew this.
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> Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on
> the bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!"
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> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in
> class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28
> and 44?"
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> Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
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> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local
> police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of
> the 10 most wanted criminals.
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> One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was
> the photo of a wanted person.
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> "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture
> him."
>
> Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his
> picture."
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Re: LITTLE JOHNNY....
« Reply #1 on: Apr 9th, 2005, 11:20am » |
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I love these "little Johhny" jokes... 
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Re: LITTLE JOHNNY....
« Reply #2 on: Apr 9th, 2005, 12:12pm » |
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Re: LITTLE JOHNNY....
« Reply #3 on: Apr 9th, 2005, 10:27pm » |
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Love em
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