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judkins
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When ya gotta go....ya gotta go
« on: Apr 9th, 2005, 4:35am » |
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Two women are walking home after a girlie night out.
They are very drunk and the walk home is taking some time due to their intoxicated state.
Eventually, they find themselves desperate for a wee.
At that particular moment, they are passing a church and decide to go
behind the headstones in the graveyard.
As they finish they both realize they have nothing to 'freshen-up' with
so the first woman decides to use her knickers and then throw them away.
The second woman is wearing very expensive underwear and is reluctant
to lose them, when she notices a new grave nearby with lots of fresh
flowers, amongst which is a very lavish bouquet with a thick soft ribbon.
'Just the job' she decides and without another thought, duly drags the
bouquet over and uses the ribbon to dry herself.
Their task completed the women continue staggering home. Next morning,
the husband of the first woman phones the husband of the second.
"We need to keep an eye on our wives. Mine came home with no knickers on last night!"
"You think you've got problems" exclaims the second husband
"My wife came home last night with a card stuck up her a *se that said,
"We'll Never Forget You - From All the Lads at the Fire Station" 
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Re: When ya gotta go....ya gotta go
« Reply #1 on: Apr 9th, 2005, 8:37am » |
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 I just love you Brits and your sense of humor. Thanks for the Saturday morning laugh. pk
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Re: When ya gotta go....ya gotta go
« Reply #2 on: Apr 9th, 2005, 12:14pm » |
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