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mynm156
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The music of the trees
« on: Apr 8th, 2005, 12:22pm » |
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A golfer, looking for his ball in the woods, comes up to another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree."
"You gotta be kiddin' me." "No, honest, would you like to give it a try?"
"Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against the tree. With this the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him on the other side of the tree, takes his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips him naked and leaves.
Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy handcuffed to the tree, stark naked, and asks, "What the hell happened to you?"
So the poor fellow tells the guy the whole story about how he got there. While he was telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy, walks around behind him, drops his pants, kisses him behind the ear and says, "This just isn't gonna be your day."
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Re: The music of the trees
« Reply #1 on: Apr 8th, 2005, 2:04pm » |
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ROFLMAO!!!
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Re: The music of the trees
« Reply #2 on: Apr 8th, 2005, 3:14pm » |
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LMAO 
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Re: The music of the trees
« Reply #3 on: Apr 8th, 2005, 5:53pm » |
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ROTFLMAO
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Re: The music of the trees
« Reply #4 on: Apr 9th, 2005, 2:45am » |
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But guys, I betcha you'd never switch places with that poor guy... 
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