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mynm156
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One night a guy takes his girlfriend home
« on: Apr 7th, 2005, 6:43pm » |
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One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, would you give me a B J ?"
Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?
Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can't"
Him: "I beg you..."
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's little sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a B J. Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it. But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!"
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Re: One night a guy takes his girlfriend home
« Reply #1 on: Apr 8th, 2005, 3:44am » |
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Re: One night a guy takes his girlfriend home
« Reply #2 on: Apr 8th, 2005, 6:05pm » |
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Re: One night a guy takes his girlfriend home
« Reply #3 on: Apr 8th, 2005, 9:37pm » |
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Re: One night a guy takes his girlfriend home
« Reply #4 on: Apr 9th, 2005, 2:42am » |
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