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E-Double
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Lifesaver Flavors
« on: Apr 6th, 2005, 9:46pm » |
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A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to say:
"Red...........cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange.........orange,"
Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're ass holes!"
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Re: Lifesaver Flavors
« Reply #1 on: Apr 6th, 2005, 9:47pm » |
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this one's always been one of my favorites! 
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Re: Lifesaver Flavors
« Reply #2 on: Apr 6th, 2005, 11:38pm » |
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Re: Lifesaver Flavors
« Reply #3 on: Apr 6th, 2005, 11:41pm » |
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LMAO Eric....
One of my old time favs...
Why are lifesavers better than men?
They come in five different flavours 
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