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mynm156
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Three Drunk Guys
« on: Apr 5th, 2005, 10:41am » |
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These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.
The first guy said, ''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.''
The second guy said, ''Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got my DWI.''
The third guy says, "Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.''
Then the first guy said, ''No -- you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"
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Re: Three Drunk Guys
« Reply #1 on: Apr 5th, 2005, 11:06am » |
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Sounds like my husband and his drinking buddies.  
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Re: Three Drunk Guys
« Reply #2 on: Apr 5th, 2005, 3:05pm » |
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Re: Three Drunk Guys
« Reply #3 on: Apr 5th, 2005, 7:54pm » |
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Was Chunks happy?
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Re: Three Drunk Guys
« Reply #4 on: Apr 5th, 2005, 8:30pm » |
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Chunks was probably all laid back, puffing on a little cigarette, with a big doggie-smile on his face...
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