Yet Another Bulletin Board

Welcome, Guest. Please Login or Register.
Nov 23rd, 2024, 2:08am

Home Home Help Help Search Search Members Members Member Map Member Map Login Login Register Register
Clusterheadaches.com Message Board « The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients »


   Clusterheadaches.com Message Board
   New Message Board Archives
   2005 Funnies and Jokes
(Moderator: DJ)
   The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
« Previous topic | Next topic »
Pages: 1  Reply Reply Notify of replies Notify of replies Send Topic Send Topic Print Print
   Author  Topic: The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients  (Read 249 times)
Tara Ann
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
USA 
*****




It's always darkest before the dawn.

  tara_ann_77  
WWW Email

Gender: female
Posts: 2459
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
« on: Apr 4th, 2005, 7:59pm »
Quote Quote Modify Modify

The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.
 
Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause him to lose valuable scientific objectivity.
 
2. Be cheerful at all times.
 
Your doctor leads a busy and trying life and requires all the gentleness and reassurance he can get.
 
3. Try to suffer from the disease for which you are being treated.
 
Remember that your doctor has a professional reputation to uphold.
 
4. Do not complain if the treatment fails to bring relief.
 
You must believe that your doctor has achieved a deep insight into the true nature of your illness, which transcends any mere permanent disability you may have experienced.
 
5. Never ask your doctor to explain what he is doing or why he is doing it.
 
It is presumptuous to assume that such profound matters could be explained in terms that you would understand.
 
6. Submit to novel experimental treatment readily.
 
Though the surgery may not benefit you directly, the resulting research paper will surely be of widespread interest.
 
7. Pay your medical bills promptly and willingly.
 
You should consider it a privilege to contribute, however modestly, to the well-being of physicians and other humanitarians.
 
8. Do not suffer from ailments that you cannot afford.
 
It is sheer arrogance to contract illnesses that are beyond your means.
 
9. Never reveal any of the shortcomings that have come to light in the course of treatment by your doctor.
 
The patient-doctor relationship is a privileged one, and you have a sacred duty to protect him from exposure.
 
10. Never die while in your doctor's presence or under his direct care.
 
This will only cause him needless inconvenience and embarrassment
IP Logged

http://www.myspace.com/taraann77
mynm156
New Board Hall of Famer
USA 
*****



hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it

   


Gender: male
Posts: 1708
Re: The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
« Reply #1 on: Apr 4th, 2005, 8:20pm »
Quote Quote Modify Modify

Yes this is true I know many just like that
IP Logged

"Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them."
sandie99
New Board Hall of Famer
Finland 
*****




Wish it, dream it, do it - inspite the pain!

   


Gender: female
Posts: 10429
Re: The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
« Reply #2 on: Apr 6th, 2005, 12:36pm »
Quote Quote Modify Modify

on Apr 4th, 2005, 7:59pm, taraann wrote:
10. Never die while in your doctor's presence or under his direct care.

I'll try not to! Wink
IP Logged

CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!

"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)

"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)


Jeepgun
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
USA 
*****




BOHICA!!!

   
Email

Gender: male
Posts: 3840
Re: The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
« Reply #3 on: Apr 6th, 2005, 12:42pm »
Quote Quote Modify Modify

on Apr 6th, 2005, 12:36pm, sandie99 wrote:

I'll try not to! Wink

 
Yeah... Really... Uh, so far, so good? LOL  
 laugh
IP Logged

Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
Tara Ann
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
USA 
*****




It's always darkest before the dawn.

  tara_ann_77  
WWW Email

Gender: female
Posts: 2459
Re: The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
« Reply #4 on: Apr 7th, 2005, 1:30pm »
Quote Quote Modify Modify

Yeah but docs are working on killing us. Lips Sealed Prescriptions prescriptions and more prescriptions, and a good many of the prescriptions I have taken over the years have been recalled cause they cause things like stroke, diabetes, etc etc Shocked
IP Logged

http://www.myspace.com/taraann77
Pages: 1  Reply Reply Notify of replies Notify of replies Send Topic Send Topic Print Print

« Previous topic | Next topic »


Clusterheadaches.com Message Board » Powered by YaBB 1 Gold - SP 1.3.1!
YaBB © 2000-2003. All Rights Reserved.


©1998-2010 Web Vision Enterprises All rights reserved. All information on this site is protected by international copyright laws. You may not re-distribute any information from this site without written permission from Web Vision Enterprises and the webmaster of this site. Violators will be prosecuted.
You may view our privacy policy and financial disclosure statement here

test rss